Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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