Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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