K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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