is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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