I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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