Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
