It's Friday. Sex?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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