I showed him my bush... on skype.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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