You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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