the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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