I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
organizing the empties. That sober.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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