i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
i've created a new STD.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
