yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
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i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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