So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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