You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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