Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.