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I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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