Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

if you like me you must not know who I am

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes

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(248): View more from Michigan

Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...

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(440): View more from Ohio

Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.

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(714): View more from California

found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens

(901): View more from Tennessee

That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard

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