There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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