the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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