Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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