Its about making memories worth repressing
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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