no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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