after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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