i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
My dick has a subreddit
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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