that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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