How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
where am i from again
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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