i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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