Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
