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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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