sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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