walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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