yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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