Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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