why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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