ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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