Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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