You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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