My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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