the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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