he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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