Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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