So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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My dick has a subreddit
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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