ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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