Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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