I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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