Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
even my farts smell like vagina
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Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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