Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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