Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I should be sponsored by Trojan
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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