Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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