He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
