You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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