The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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