Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
