So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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