So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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