no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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