STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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