season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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