Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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